The Environmently-Friendly Union of Czecho-Romania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Petr Iohannis with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.094 billion Czecho-Romanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pracharest. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czecho-Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion Leronas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,173 Leronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czecho-Romania's national animal is the Hooman, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czecho-Romania is ranked 124,750^th in the world and 547^th in NationStates for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,868.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.