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Most Stationary: 121stLargest Populations: 663rdMost Influential: 6,245th
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Cycloteuthis

Population45.584 billion

Currencycrumpet
Animalstrumpet

The Commonwealth of Cycloteuthis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 45.584 billion Cycloteuthisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Cycloteuthisian economy, worth 853 trillion crumpets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 18,733 crumpets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, anti-government web sites are springing up, billions of crumpets are being poured into a space program, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cycloteuthis's national animal is the strumpet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cycloteuthis is ranked 121st in the world and 1st in GreatBritain for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,175thMost Income Equality: 22,140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,854thNicest Citizens: 27,466thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,365thMost Rebellious Youth: 29,392nd

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  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cycloteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.

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