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Best Weather: 11,219thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,449th
The Country of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Libertate Unanimus
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Curacao

Population4.352 billion

CapitalWillemstad
LeaderPrime Minister Pisas
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalFlamingo

The Country of Curacao is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pisas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.352 billion Curacaoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willemstad. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Curacaoan economy, worth 296 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,170 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is totally unknown. Curacao's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Curacao is ranked 227,358th in the world and 6,927th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 25.96360838328 days.

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Best Weather: 11,219thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,449thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,033rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,463rdHighest Food Quality: 23,012thMost Cultured: 23,707thMost Secular: 23,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,421st
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Best Weather: 672nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 714th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 782nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 904th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Curacao's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Curacao changed its national leader to "Prime Minister Pisas".
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor.
  • : Curacao's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Curacao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.

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