The Republic of CSBs Colour-000097 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.298 billion CSBs Colour-000097ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient CSBs Colour-000097ian economy, worth 65.7 trillion Paint Brushes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,630 Paint Brushes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A PhD just ain't what it used to be, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSBs Colour-000097's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
CSBs Colour-000097 is ranked 201,762nd in the world and 9,668th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 25.31 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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CSBs Colour-000097, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-000097, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-000097, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-000097, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-000097, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
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CSBs Colour-000097's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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CSBs Colour-000097 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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CSBs Colour-000097, Leader has just been declared ruler of CSBs Colour-000097 in an international press conference.
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CSBs Colour-000097, a major religion has been named as CSBs Colour-000097's national religion.
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CSBs Colour-000097, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.