The Chief Elder of St Abby of Crystal J Summer is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and state-planned economy. The democratic, devout population of 10.414 billion Crystal J Summerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Crystal J Summerian economy, worth 368 trillion Crystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 35,393 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judges are all-powerful, genetic researchers have been expelled, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Crystal J Summer as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crystal J Summer's national animal is the Polar Bear.

Crystal J Summer is ranked 99,725^th in the world and 2^nd in Dream World for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.9 law-abiding acts per hour.