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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,804thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,860thMost Influential: 17,601st
The Chipmunk Caliphate of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
To infinity and beyond!
Officer of the World Assembly
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Population1.405 billion

LeaderChip Crowley


The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chip Crowley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.405 billion Crowheimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wreathen. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Crowheimian economy, worth 47.9 trillion presents a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,094 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, Crowheimians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Wreathen for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Crowheim's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crowheim is ranked 191,365th in the world and 6,398th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -97.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,804thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,860thTop
Most Influential: 17,601stMost Pacifist: 19,743rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,897thSafest: 23,040thNicest Citizens: 24,114th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 221st in the regionMost Influential: 304th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 388th in the regionNicest Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 469th in the regionMost Inclusive: 486th in the regionSafest: 494th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 535th in the regionBest Weather: 675th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Goobergunchia, Chimes, Aggro, Farrakhan, Fauzjhia, Vulpecula Toa, Zerentopia, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Dyllypoly, and Sabai Mak Mak.

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