Population | 16.104 billion |
Capital | New London |
Leader | Commander Jack London |
Faith | Patriotic Glory |
Currency | Blood Dollar |
Animal | Doggo |
The Continental Fortress of Crimson Patriots is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Jack London with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.104 billion Crimson Patriots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Patriotic economy, worth a remarkable 7,447 trillion Blood Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,432 Blood Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Patriotic Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crimson Patriots's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriotic Glory.
Crimson Patriots is ranked 7,544th in the world and 118th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,701.14873654148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Patriotic Space Agency.
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the first sword of Crimson Patriots does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the Crimson Patriots Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.