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Most Pacifist: 1,942ndMost Inclusive: 1,965thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,050th
The Rather Stupid Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Life on earth without teeth is one hell of a party
Ya Boi Tony
Influence
Handshaker
Chamberlain
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Crebinicks

Population1.741 billion

CapitalBhekhirst
LeaderYa Boi Tony
FaithKemetic Orthodoxy

CurrencyCrebini
Animalparrot

The Rather Stupid Republic of Crebinicks is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ya Boi Tony with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.741 billion Crebinicksians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bhekhirst. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Crebinicksian economy, worth 199 trillion Crebinis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,481 Crebinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the government funds large training centres to turn parrots into functioning members of society, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crebinicks's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kemetic Orthodoxy.

Crebinicks is ranked 235,220th in the world and 110th in The United Empires of Carson for Fattest Citizens, with 4.51 Obesity Rate.

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Most Pacifist: 1,942ndMost Inclusive: 1,965thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,050thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,328thTop
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Safest: 2,436thNicest Citizens: 2,444thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,270thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,291stBest Weather: 3,536thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,939thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,488thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,034thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,221stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,295thHealthiest Citizens: 5,780thLowest Crime Rates: 7,647thMost Developed: 7,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,881stLargest Governments: 8,014thMost Cultured: 8,839thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,496thSmartest Citizens: 11,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,679thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,379thMost Secular: 12,471stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,978thMost Influential: 14,429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,876thMost Income Equality: 20,371stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,046th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crebinicks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Crebinicks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Crebinicks was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Pas de lois.
  • : Crebinicks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Crebinicks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Crebinicks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Crebinicks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Crebinicks, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crebinicks, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Crebinicks, the government funds large training centres to turn parrots into functioning members of society.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Carstantinopipal, Helveca, Brazhensky, and Pas de lois.

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