by Max Barry

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Nudest: 750thMost Devout: 3,886thMost Influential: 8,462nd
The Imperial Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
The Long Live The Empire
WA Delegate / Minister of the Foreign Office
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population6.541 billion

LeaderImperial President Sparratus Spidorus

AnimalBlack Crawlaysian Spider

The Imperial Empire of Crawlaysia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial President Sparratus Spidorus with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.541 billion Crawlaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Webica. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crawlaysian economy, worth 869 trillion Crens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,883 Crens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, it's always rabbit season, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime is totally unknown. Crawlaysia's national animal is the Black Crawlaysian Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crawlaysia is ranked 199,403rd in the world and 89th in Union of Free Nations for Most Armed, with 0.21 Weapons Per Person.

Nudest: 750thTop
Most Devout: 3,886thMost Influential: 8,462ndLargest Black Market: 10,172ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,268thMost Cultured: 11,855thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,088thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,509thMost Efficient Economies: 13,674thMost Developed: 14,659thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,010thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,150thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,288thMost Stationary: 18,710thHighest Average Incomes: 18,837thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,840thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,032ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,550thMost Inclusive: 19,810thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,082ndLargest Governments: 20,808thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,461stHighest Economic Output: 21,562ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,127thSmartest Citizens: 22,760thHealthiest Citizens: 23,777thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,790thMost Average: 23,876thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,974th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Killadonia, Kwabena Kingdom, Lacienia, and Correctional Facility.

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