|Leader||Imperial President Sparratus Spidorus|
|Animal||Black Crawlaysian Spider|
The Imperial Empire of Crawlaysia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial President Sparratus Spidorus with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.541 billion Crawlaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Webica. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Crawlaysian economy, worth 869 trillion Crens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,883 Crens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, it's always rabbit season, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime is totally unknown. Crawlaysia's national animal is the Black Crawlaysian Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crawlaysia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
- : Crawlaysia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
- : Crawlaysia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
- : Crawlaysia agreed to construct embassies between Union of Free Nations and Liberty Democratic Alliance.
- : Crawlaysia agreed to construct embassies between Union of Free Nations and The Great Union.
- : Crawlaysia proposed constructing embassies between Union of Free Nations and Global Union Consortium.
- : Following new legislation in Crawlaysia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Crawlaysia, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
- : Following new legislation in Crawlaysia, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Crawlaysia, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars.