The Imperial Union of Cozio is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stokkeisarin Ūlisalkhi Sumū with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.429 billion Cozioans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsuomakt. The average income tax rate is 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cozioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,378 trillion Cozioan Kruunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 185,588 Cozioan Kruunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, Stokkeisarin Ūlisalkhi Sumū's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cozio's national animal is the Fersk Fisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khaivus and Impaalvus.

Cozio is ranked 232,103^rd in the world and 2,459^th in the Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,868.82 Standard Monetary Units.