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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 21stLargest Black Market: 32nd
The VAST AIRE of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
WU-TANG IS FOREVER
THE GENIUS
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Coverdnia

Population20.523 billion

CapitalTHE SLUMS OF SHAOLIN
LeaderTHE GENIUS
FaithTHE NATION OF GODS AND EARTHS

CurrencyALMIGHTY DOLLAR
AnimalOL' DIRTY BASTARD

The VAST AIRE of Coverdnia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE GENIUS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.523 billion KILLA BEES are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE SLUMS OF SHAOLIN. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coverdnian economy, worth an astonishing 14,025 trillion ALMIGHTY DOLLARS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 683,393 ALMIGHTY DOLLARS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,924,457 per year while the poor average 102,376, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

Vacationing KILLA BEES expect to be treated as royalty, the police motto is "to protect and not to serve", the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coverdnia's national animal is the OL' DIRTY BASTARD, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE NATION OF GODS AND EARTHS.

Coverdnia is ranked 207,281st in the world and 7,789th in Osiris for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.01 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 21stLargest Black Market: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39thLargest Insurance Industry: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57thMost Corrupt Governments: 72ndHighest Average Incomes: 82ndLargest Mining Sector: 97thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 99thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 138thLargest Governments: 138thHighest Economic Output: 188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 235thMost Subsidized Industry: 267thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 345thMost Devout: 377thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 598thMost Primitive: 1,069thSafest: 1,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,139thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,641stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,835thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,873rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,957thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,709thMost Conservative: 4,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,662ndLargest Populations: 6,043rdRudest Citizens: 7,302ndMost Developed: 7,329thMost Authoritarian: 7,958thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,609thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,402ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,195thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,884th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionMost Primitive: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Conservative: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 136th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 184th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionRudest Citizens: 314th in the regionMost Developed: 350th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 380th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 396th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 469th in the regionMost Extreme: 475th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 610th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Coverdnia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Coverdnia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Coverdnia, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.
  • : Following new legislation in Coverdnia, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Coverdnia, the police motto is "to protect and not to serve".
  • : Coverdnia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Coverdnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Coverdnia, vacationing KILLA BEES expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Coverdnia, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Coverdnia, international trade can be a pain to deal with.

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