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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,394thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,585thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,163rd
The Socialist Confederacy of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Miłosz Sawicki
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Counties of Cracow

Population1.711 billion

LeaderMiłosz Sawicki


The Socialist Confederacy of Counties of Cracow is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Miłosz Sawicki with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 1.711 billion Cracowians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cracow. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The powerhouse Cracowian economy, worth 178 trillion Vars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,179 Vars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Counties of Cracow's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Counties of Cracow is ranked 21,300th in the world and 380th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 59.63 quips per hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,394thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,585thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,163rdMost Influential: 4,204thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,013thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,045thMost Pacifist: 6,198thBest Weather: 6,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,438thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,998thLowest Crime Rates: 7,514thSafest: 7,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,392ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,868thHealthiest Citizens: 10,290thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,721stLargest Governments: 10,953rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,055thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,018thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,411thHighest Food Quality: 16,157thNicest Citizens: 16,231stMost Inclusive: 16,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,068thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,799thSmartest Citizens: 21,300thMost Patriotic: 23,715thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,494thMost Developed: 25,366th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionMost Pacifist: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionBest Weather: 146th in the regionSafest: 148th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the region

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