by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 496th
The Revolutionary Vanguard of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
No War But Class War
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.478 billion

LeaderThe National Worker Council

AnimalGamma Ray

The Revolutionary Vanguard of Cosmosplosion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The National Worker Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.478 billion Novians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quantum. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cosmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion Supernovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,760 Supernovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosmosplosion's national animal is the Gamma Ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cosmosplosion is ranked 218,967th in the world and 9,806th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,096thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,486thSafest: 1,694thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,764thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,919thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,923rdMost Pacifist: 2,120thTop
Most Influential: 2,369thLargest Governments: 3,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,144thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,187thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,694thLowest Crime Rates: 4,699thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,907thBest Weather: 4,926thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,465thMost Inclusive: 5,520thMost Developed: 6,209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,013thHealthiest Citizens: 7,537thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,674thMost Cultured: 7,843rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,531stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,726thNicest Citizens: 9,176thSmartest Citizens: 10,282ndTop
Nudest: 11,738thMost Efficient Economies: 12,594thMost Secular: 12,657thHighest Economic Output: 12,807thHighest Average Incomes: 16,685thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,550th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 74th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionTop
Safest: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the regionMost Pacifist: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 206th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 237th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 238th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 243rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 247th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 286th in the regionBest Weather: 293rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 307th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 314th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 336th in the regionMost Inclusive: 346th in the regionMost Developed: 387th in the regionMost Cultured: 406th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 415th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 425th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 427th in the regionNudest: 430th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 505th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 514th in the regionNicest Citizens: 527th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 567th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 654th in the regionMost Secular: 687th in the regionMost Influential: 795th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 806th in the region

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