Population | 3.295 billion |
Capital | Laneura |
Leader | Grand Triumvirs |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Bullion |
Animal | Bull |
The Conglomerate of Corporate Triumvirate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Triumvirs with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.295 billion Corporates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laneura. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Corporate economy, worth 680 trillion Bullions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 206,674 Bullions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,833,757 per year while the poor average 3,221, a ratio of 569 to 1.
The standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Corporate Triumvirate has found 4 easter eggs), actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and dessert dishes make up the Corporate breakfast menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Corporate Triumvirate's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Corporate Triumvirate is ranked 227,387th in the world and 6,932nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 25.9457472836 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Corporate Triumvirate, dessert dishes make up the Corporate breakfast menu.
- : Following new legislation in Corporate Triumvirate, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in Corporate Triumvirate, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Corporate Triumvirate has found 4 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Corporate Triumvirate, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt.
- : Following new legislation in Corporate Triumvirate, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
- : Following new legislation in Corporate Triumvirate, Grand Triumvirs has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
- : Following new legislation in Corporate Triumvirate, the army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Corporate Triumvirate, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Corporate Triumvirate changed its national leader to "Grand Triumvirs".
- : Corporate Triumvirate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.