The United Orders of Cormoe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Amir-al Farsi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.578 billion Cormoeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cormoean economy, worth a remarkable 1,750 trillion ☧ Soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 230,976 ☧ Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and it is often said that only Amir-al Farsi could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cormoe's national animal is the Grand Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Cormoe is ranked 24,184^th in the world and 31^st in Institute of Cellulose for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.53 law-abiding acts per hour.