The Free Land of Corki is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, flagrant waste-dumping, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.81 billion Corkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Corkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion Bombs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 280,649 Bombs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,515,466 per year while the poor average 4,021, a ratio of 625 to 1.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and Corki Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Corki's national animal is the Minion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Corki is ranked 3,435^th in the world and 146^th in Poetry for Most Patriotic, with 91.93 flags saluted per person per day.