The Republic of Corcaw is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.071 billion Corcawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corcaw City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Corcawian economy, worth a remarkable 6,124 trillion Tollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 254,440 Tollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime is totally unknown. Corcaw's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corcaw is ranked 20^th in the world and 2^nd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 481.92 cheeks turned per day.