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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 750thMost Armed: 962nd
The Corporation's Haven of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
Money CAN buy you happiness.
John Cooomer
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cooomer

Population5.105 billion

CapitalRacoom City
LeaderJohn Cooomer
FaithOnlyFans

CurrencySoggy Sock
AnimalRacoom

The Corporation's Haven of Cooomer is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Cooomer with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.105 billion Cooomers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Racoom City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cooomer economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Soggy Socks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 211,503 Soggy Socks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,931,478 per year while the poor average 2,545, a ratio of 758 to 1.

Becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, and the nation is going green. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cooomer's national animal is the Racoom, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OnlyFans.

Cooomer is ranked 170,114th in the world and 2nd in United Central States for Most Stationary, with 100.7763591142 days.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 750thMost Armed: 962ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,001stFattest Citizens: 1,170thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,212thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,332ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,381stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,388thRudest Citizens: 1,473rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,561stMost Pro-Market: 1,566thMost Avoided: 1,606thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,003rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,340thLargest Retail Industry: 2,690thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 4,721stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,877thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,881stHighest Average Incomes: 8,635thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,822ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,918thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,505thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,465thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,396thTop
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 15,185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,547thMost Secular: 21,165thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,095thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,958thHighest Economic Output: 27,280thSmartest Citizens: 28,771st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Cooomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Cooomer resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Cooomer's influence in United Central States rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".

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