The People's Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.99 billion Poles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 3,015 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,180 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, a bureaucratic fight over PIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 10,892^nd in the world and 333^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 201,180.06 Standard Monetary Units.