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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 670thMost Influential: 1,074thMost Pacifist: 2,205th
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Conservative State of Poland

Population7.589 billion

LeaderPresident Qui-Gon Jinn


The Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.589 billion Poles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,459 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Conservative State of Poland Blood Tithe, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 77,361st in the world and 3,502nd in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 57.99 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 670thMost Influential: 1,074thMost Pacifist: 2,205thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,233rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,362ndSafest: 2,394thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,642ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,948thBest Weather: 3,279thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,393rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,553rdMost Inclusive: 4,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,566thHealthiest Citizens: 5,441stMost Developed: 5,503rdMost Cultured: 5,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,749thSmartest Citizens: 6,154thLowest Crime Rates: 6,589thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,204thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,811thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,028thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,017thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,028thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,403rdLargest Governments: 11,176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,414thNudest: 11,791stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,523rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,498thHighest Economic Output: 16,749thMost Efficient Economies: 17,916thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,444thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,008thMost Income Equality: 23,769th
Safest: 133rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 134th in the regionMost Pacifist: 139th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 159th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionNicest Citizens: 175th in the regionBest Weather: 199th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 202nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 264th in the regionMost Inclusive: 269th in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Developed: 339th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 345th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 349th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 355th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 383rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 390th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionMost Influential: 408th in the regionNudest: 429th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 450th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 460th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 473rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 514th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 533rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 547th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 569th in the regionLargest Governments: 575th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 678th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 709th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 781st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 840th in the regionLargest Populations: 856th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 924th in the region

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