Confederation of Independent Colonies
Population | 12.63 billion |
Capital | Independence |
Leader | Bryan Vander Harpson |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Chromia Credit |
Animal | Honey Bee |
The Federal Republic of Confederation of Independent Colonies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bryan Vander Harpson with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.63 billion Confederates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Independence. The average income tax rate is 84.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 2,311 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,024 Chromia Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, childish pranks are no laughing matter, vacationing Confederates expect to be treated as royalty, and the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederation of Independent Colonies's national animal is the Honey Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.
Confederation of Independent Colonies is ranked 19,475th in the world and 820th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 92 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 5% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies relocated from Osiris to The North Pacific.
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies altered its national flag.
- : Confederation of Independent Colonies was refounded in Osiris.