The Dictatorship of Confederate United is a massive, safe nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.295 billion Confederate Unitedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 37.8%.

The strong Confederate Unitedian economy, worth 83.9 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 64,798 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, immigrants who don't like the taste of Confederate Unitedian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederate United's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederate United is ranked 142,076^th in the world and 161^st in Covenant Shores for Safest, scoring 67.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.