The Republic of Confederate states utopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by K with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.727 billion Confederate States Utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Confederate States Utopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate States Utopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,577 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 606,828 Pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,161,745 per year while the poor average 62,796, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Confederate states utopia, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederate states utopia's national animal is the Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Confederate states utopia is ranked 714^th in the world and 1^st in Interstellar Conglomerate for Lowest Crime Rates, with 181.34 law-abiding acts per hour.