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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,556thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,779thMost Secular: 12,677th
The Communist Utopia of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Yes, yes, yes
Cat Cat
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Communist-Catland

Population3.489 billion

CapitalCatland City
LeaderCat Cat
FaithCat-a-meow

CurrencyFood Stamps
AnimalCat

The Communist Utopia of Communist-Catland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cat Cat with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.489 billion Communist-Catlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catland City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Communist-Catlandian economy, worth 447 trillion Food Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,149 Food Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, books are so highly regarded in Communist-Catland that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist-Catland's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cat-a-meow.

Communist-Catland is ranked 188,875th in the world and 6th in Covenant for Most Stationary, with 64.11862563072 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,556thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,779thMost Secular: 12,677thLowest Crime Rates: 12,869thMost Inclusive: 13,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,936thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,079thHealthiest Citizens: 16,216thSafest: 16,307thSmartest Citizens: 16,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,577thHighest Food Quality: 17,006thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,126thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,129thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,376thMost Developed: 18,422ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,559thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,900thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,936thLargest Governments: 24,060thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,462ndMost Beautiful Environments: 29,010th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, books are so highly regarded in Communist-Catland that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Catland, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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