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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,074thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,614thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,163rd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Colsuluff

Population224 million

Currencydollar
Animalbear

The Dictatorship of Colsuluff is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 224 million Colsuluffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The all-consuming Colsuluffian economy, worth 24.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,806 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 545,068 per year while the poor average 12,863, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colsuluff's national animal is the bear.

Colsuluff is ranked 49,336th in the world and 1,480th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,005.59 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,074thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,614thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,163rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,411thTop
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Most Influential: 13,629thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,761stMost Conservative: 15,024thLargest Retail Industry: 16,619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,816thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,128thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,725thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,976th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 268th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 310th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 341st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 460th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 590th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 594th in the regionMost Conservative: 651st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 704th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 705th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 725th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 746th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colsuluff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, too many developers spoil the codebase.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, tourists call Colsuluffian beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Colsuluff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Bear Dung" has been declared a national treasure.

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