|Leader||President Jake Crafter|
The Republic of Colonalia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jake Crafter with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.461 billion Colonalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth 802 trillion Cons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,873 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and Colonalian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Colonalia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Middle Rouge.
- : Colonalia lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
- : Colonalia endorsed The Federal Republic of United Penguin States of Antarctica.
- : Colonalia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of United Penguin States of Antarctica.
- : Colonalia endorsed The Community of Total Hui.
- : Colonalia endorsed The Queendom of COOPDAWGG.
- : Colonalia endorsed The Rogue Nation of Middle Rouge.
- : Colonalia endorsed The United Socialist States of New Rohania.
- : Colonalia endorsed The Rogue Nation of OogaBoogaloostan.
- : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
Endorsements Received: 29 » Legendus, Urran, Matrixulated, Haremm, The Salaxalans, Kasadea, Fancy Bois, Belands, Skogatopia, The Potatonic Order, Favenland, Delphiniumnia, New Horensian Kingdom, Oblitus Terras, Joe McFlo, The Kaaion, Sirick Cellanopia, Slovadosia, Grand Skiccely, The Andromachean Entente, Southern Doggerland, New Aramu, The Free Lands of Lothlorien, Melodelica, Mistillania, Laseri, Tassalvia, United Penguin States of Antarctica, and Middle Rouge.