by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,051stMost Secular: 1,367thMost Pacifist: 1,552nd
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Population5.461 billion

CapitalPort Sutherford
LeaderPresident Jake Crafter


The Republic of Colonalia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jake Crafter with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.461 billion Colonalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth 802 trillion Cons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,873 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and Colonalian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonalia is ranked 244,199th in the world and 315th in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,051stMost Secular: 1,367thMost Pacifist: 1,552ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,778thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,958thSafest: 1,960thBest Weather: 2,077thNicest Citizens: 2,130thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,356thMost Inclusive: 2,374thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,626thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,955thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,198thLowest Crime Rates: 3,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,027thHealthiest Citizens: 4,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,129thMost Developed: 4,306thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,730thMost Influential: 5,087thLargest Governments: 5,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,411thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,815thSmartest Citizens: 6,677thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,918thMost Cultured: 7,258thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,509thMost Efficient Economies: 8,434thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,351stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,591stMost Stationary: 23,124thHighest Economic Output: 23,682nd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the region

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