The Ninth People's Republic of Collar Poppin Souljahs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eternal Guide Ralph Von Abercrombie XIV with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 37.312 billion Collar Poppin Souljahsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preppington. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Collar Poppin Souljahsian economy, worth a remarkable 9,552 trillion Collars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,016 Collars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, both criminals and civilians are DOA, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Collar Poppin Souljahs's national animal is the Polo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Collar Poppin Souljahs is ranked 293,317^th in the world and 437^th in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.01 law-abiding acts per hour.