The New Kingdom of Clton is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles Taya with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.217 billion Cltans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cltan economy, worth 513 trillion Aureas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 121,698 Aureas, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Cltans made a dessert and called it peace, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, Max Barry is this year's Miss Clton, and children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clton's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Clton is ranked 13,060^th in the world and 424^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 87.22 Atheism Rate.