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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,624thRudest Citizens: 4,085thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,089th
The New Kingdom of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
700 years of History and we still cant agree on a flag
King Charles Taya
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Clton

Population4.217 billion

CapitalMinneapolis
LeaderKing Charles Taya
FaithAtheism

CurrencyAurea
Animaldove

The New Kingdom of Clton is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles Taya with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.217 billion Cltans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cltan economy, worth 513 trillion Aureas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 121,698 Aureas, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Cltans made a dessert and called it peace, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, Max Barry is this year's Miss Clton, and children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clton's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Clton is ranked 13,060th in the world and 424th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 87.22 Atheism Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,624thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,085thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,089thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,186thMost Influential: 11,188thNudest: 11,838thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,920thMost Secular: 13,060thMost Armed: 13,231stMost Inclusive: 13,548thMost Developed: 14,553rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,003rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,882ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,408thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,611thSmartest Citizens: 19,058thMost Cultured: 19,334thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,586thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,602ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,088thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,946thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,784thHighest Average Incomes: 22,841stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,991stLargest Black Market: 23,718th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 49th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 139th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 203rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 213th in the regionMost Inclusive: 244th in the regionMost Developed: 292nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 336th in the regionMost Cultured: 367th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 378th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 380th in the regionMost Secular: 424th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 432nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 440th in the regionNudest: 488th in the regionMost Armed: 492nd in the regionBest Weather: 565th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 573rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 578th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 586th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 586th in the regionNicest Citizens: 618th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 660th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 661st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 661st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 669th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 740th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 747th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clton, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.
  • : Clton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, Max Barry is this year's Miss Clton.
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, they say that Cltans made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Clton's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Clton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, King Charles Taya's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments.
  • : Clton's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.

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