The Keeper of Classified Property is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Truth in Honesty with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.168 billion Classifiers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anirak Island. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Classified economy, worth 227 trillion Classifications Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,576 Classifications Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Classified Property's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Classified Property is ranked 89,564^th in the world and 1^st in The Wild for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.24 law-abiding acts per hour.