The Partisan's Republic of City of Saint Nicolas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Good геймер-Чад with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.684 billion Saint Nicolasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Nicolas. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Nicolasian economy, worth 752 trillion Drahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 160,561 Drahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Good геймер-Чад is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. City of Saint Nicolas's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

City of Saint Nicolas is ranked 5,239^th in the world and 117^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 124.9 quips per hour.