Population | 10.752 billion |
Capital | City of Cispaltinaa |
Leader | Princess Maria of Braganza |
Faith | Secular |
Currency | Electronic Cruises |
Animal | Mountain Hawk |
The United Provinces of Cisplatinaa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Maria of Braganza with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 10.752 billion cisplatinos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Cispaltinaa. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cisplatinaan economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion Electronic Cruiseses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,367 Electronic Cruiseses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Cisplatinaan justice, many working fathers have never seen their children, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cisplatinaa's national animal is the Mountain Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.
Cisplatinaa is ranked 8,873rd in the world and 2nd in Council of Asia for Most Cultured, scoring 125 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cisplatinaa's influence in Council of Asia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Cisplatinaa's influence in Council of Asia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Cisplatinaa's influence in Council of Asia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Cisplatinaa's influence in Council of Asia rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Cisplatinaa relocated from The Pacific to Council of Asia.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, many working fathers have never seen their children.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Cisplatinaan justice.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.