The Republic of CINOCI 12 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed population of 2.445 billion CINOCI 12ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The CINOCI 12ian economy, worth 100 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,090 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 141,515 per year while the poor average 8,739, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and children often kick foxes for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CINOCI 12's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CINOCI 12 is ranked 83,680^th in the world and 2,021^st in Suspicious for Most Patriotic, with 17.03 flags saluted per person per day.