The High Kingdom of Cielearda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dyfed Synnove with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.745 billion Cieleardans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cynesetle. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cieleardan economy, worth 238 trillion Sceats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,592 Sceats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cielearda's national animal is the Hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Celtic Protogenism.

Cielearda is ranked 242,459^th in the world and 11^th in 1st Epitome United for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.