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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,050thHealthiest Citizens: 3,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,228th
The High Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Céad Míle Fáilte
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cielearda

Population1.745 billion

CapitalCynesetle
LeaderDyfed Synnove
FaithCeltic Protogenism

CurrencySceat
AnimalHare

The High Kingdom of Cielearda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dyfed Synnove with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.745 billion Cieleardans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cynesetle. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cieleardan economy, worth 238 trillion Sceats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,592 Sceats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cielearda's national animal is the Hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Celtic Protogenism.

Cielearda is ranked 242,459th in the world and 11th in 1st Epitome United for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,050thHealthiest Citizens: 3,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,228thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,444thBest Weather: 5,190thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,980thLowest Crime Rates: 6,255thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,628thNicest Citizens: 6,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,556thLargest Governments: 7,636thMost Inclusive: 7,868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,007thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,358thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,841stMost Developed: 8,921stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,945thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,495thMost Cultured: 11,971stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,848thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,463rdSmartest Citizens: 16,195thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,799thHighest Average Incomes: 17,704thSafest: 18,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,158thMost Authoritarian: 22,059thMost Influential: 22,209thMost Income Equality: 24,006thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,342nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cielearda, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielearda, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Cielearda was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Cielearda, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielearda, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Cielearda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielearda, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielearda, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielearda, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Cielearda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".

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