The Gay Cat Colony of Chundukeratopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Papa Eyebrow with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.608 billion Gay Cats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Virginia. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion chimichangas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,634 chimichangas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, and Feline tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chundukeratopia's national animal is the tourist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Chundukeratopia is ranked 64,668^th in the world and 3^rd in Canterbury for Most Armed, with 0.59 Weapons Per Person.