The Kingdom of Chuliu Emperor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chuliu Emperor James Lau with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.243 billion Chuliu Peoples are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuliu Emperor City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chuliu Emperorian economy, worth 974 trillion Digital Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 229,737 Digital Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chuliu Emperor's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Chuliu Emperor is ranked 241,892^nd in the world and 5^th in Great Chuliu Empire for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 18.96 Whatever.