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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Primitive: 120thMost Ignorant Citizens: 124th
The Orwellian Police State of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
If you break the law, the law shall break YOU!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chuching

Population8.392 billion

CapitalRachutchil
LeaderArch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch
FaithTyrannic Enlightenment

Currencychuchcha
Animalslave

The Orwellian Police State of Chuching is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.392 billion Chuchingiai are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rachutchil. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Chuchingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,757 trillion chuchchas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 209,473 chuchchas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Produce labels read 'may contain traces of food', the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and the government spends billions to protect Chuching from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chuching's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tyrannic Enlightenment.

Chuching is ranked 206,747th in the world and 149th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.26 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Primitive: 120thMost Ignorant Citizens: 124thMost Corrupt Governments: 208thMost Subsidized Industry: 220thMost Devout: 394thLowest Crime Rates: 596thMost Valuable International Artwork: 694thLargest Black Market: 834thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,003rdMost Conservative: 1,802ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,841stLargest Governments: 3,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,302ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,534thMost Efficient Economies: 5,744thMost Avoided: 6,342ndMost Authoritarian: 6,850thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,241stLargest Mining Sector: 7,739thHighest Economic Output: 8,784thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,386thHealthiest Citizens: 12,205thBest Weather: 13,172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,407thMost Influential: 19,988th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, the government spends billions to protect Chuching from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Chuching was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Chuching.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.

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