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Most Corrupt Governments: 6th Largest Insurance Industry: 10th Most Avoided: 16th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population27.265 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.265 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 21,039 trillion money is redundants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 771,655 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,697,989 per year while the poor average 31,480, a ratio of 181 to 1.

The state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Chris Hall but at least the trains run on time, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for The Squish-lord's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 169,232nd in the world and 5,292nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 1.08 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21stLargest Gambling Industry: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 41stMost Secular: 49thHighest Economic Output: 53rdFattest Citizens: 62ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 101stLargest Retail Industry: 108thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219thRudest Citizens: 468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 659thMost Armed: 719thLargest Governments: 839thLowest Crime Rates: 937thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,257thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,964thLargest Populations: 2,512thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,521stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,868thMost Conservative: 4,577thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,886thMost Efficient Economies: 6,846thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,051st
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionMost Conservative: 102nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 146th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 193rd in the regionMost Stationary: 208th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 335th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 485th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 500th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for The Squish-lord's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Chris Hall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Armed and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Chris Hall but at least the trains run on time.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it is often said that only The Squish-lord could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the Great Chris Hallian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.

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