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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population29.09 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.09 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,845 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 785,322 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,661,432 per year while the poor average 34,903, a ratio of 162 to 1.

The government is a law unto itself, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 67th in the world and 4th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 99.34 Atheism Rate.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 38thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 52ndFattest Citizens: 62ndMost Secular: 67thLargest Agricultural Sector: 81stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 106thLargest Retail Industry: 129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 192ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 215thRudest Citizens: 535thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 699thLargest Governments: 756thLowest Crime Rates: 779thMost Armed: 785thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,177thLargest Black Market: 2,121stTop
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Largest Populations: 2,413thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,627thMost Efficient Economies: 3,749thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,776thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,988thMost Conservative: 6,522ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,853rdMost Stationary: 16,570thMost Influential: 18,555th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 146th in the regionMost Stationary: 164th in the regionMost Conservative: 251st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 293rd in the regionMost Influential: 311th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 570th in the regionMost Extreme: 631st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, most foreigners can't name the leader of Chris Hall.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Squish-lord in ermine and velvet garb.

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