The Islamic Republic of Chitral is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 8.737 billion Chitralians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of chitral. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chitralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,733 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Liberal Democratic Union, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, and Leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chitral's national animal is the CAMMEL, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Chitral is ranked 215,296^th in the world and 139^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Extreme, scoring 6.31 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.