The Free Land of Chitato II is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and public floggings. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.932 billion Chitato IIians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Chitato IIian economy, worth 391 trillion carrots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,400 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chitato II's national animal is the bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chitato II is ranked 170,153^rd in the world and 114^th in Resuscitation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.29 law-abiding acts per hour.