The Free Land of Chitato I is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.956 billion Chitato Iians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Public Transport, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chitato Iian economy, worth 283 trillion carrots a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,632 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, and murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chitato I's national animal is the bunny.

Chitato I is ranked 193,700^th in the world and 143^rd in Resuscitation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.26 law-abiding acts per hour.