The Democratic States of Chimore Hyacinth is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.659 billion Chimore Hyacinthians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Chimore Hyacinthian economy, worth 532 trillion Freedom Units a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,498 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimore Hyacinth's national animal is the Democrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Chimore Hyacinth is ranked 29,646th in the world and 1st in New Mandalore for Smartest Citizens, with 53.23 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Chimore Hyacinth, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
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Chimore Hyacinth, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
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Chimore Hyacinth, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
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Chimore Hyacinth, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
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Chimore Hyacinth, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
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Chimore Hyacinth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Chimore Hyacinth, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir.
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Chimore Hyacinth, the government seizes all major gold finds.
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Chimore Hyacinth, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
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Chimore Hyacinth was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".