Population | 7.863 billion |
Currency | dunkaroo |
Animal | orphan |
The Custody Enforcers of Child Protection Services is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 7.863 billion Deadbeat Dads love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Child Protection Servicesian economy, worth 181 trillion dunkaroos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 23,132 dunkaroos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Child Protection Services's national animal is the orphan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Child Protection Services is ranked 122,285th in the world and 1,288th in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 288.3426279606 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Child Protection Services's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Child Protection Services's influence in Artificial Solar System fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : Child Protection Services's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Child Protection Services's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Child Protection Services relocated from Greater Sahara to Artificial Solar System.
- : Child Protection Services resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Child Protection Services was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Child Protection Services's influence in Greater Sahara rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Child Protection Services's influence in Greater Sahara rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Child Protection Services was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.