The Commonwealth of Chicken Tenderland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Minister Davis Markalo with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.469 billion Chicken Tenderlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tendercity. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Tenderlandian economy, worth 789 trillion Tenderbills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,097 Tenderbills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Laws of War require "enthusiastic consent" (Chicken Tenderland has found 1 easter egg), First Minister Davis Markalo is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and countless government officials are accused of espionage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Tenderland's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chickenism.

Chicken Tenderland is ranked 38,189^th in the world and 2,397^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.45 law-abiding acts per hour.