by Max Barry

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 963rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,321stRudest Citizens: 1,385th
The Corporate Republic of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
For God and Cheesecake
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Political Freedom
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Population13.171 billion

LeaderPresident Thomas de Reptar

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Corporate Republic of Cheesecakeastan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Thomas de Reptar with a fair hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, flagrant waste-dumping, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.171 billion Cheesecakeastanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesecakeopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cheesecakeastanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,940 trillion Cakians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 223,243 Cakians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Cheesecakeastanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cheesecakeastan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cheesecakeastan is ranked 22,179th in the world and 63rd in Thaecia for Most Developed, scoring 81.12 on the Human Development Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 963rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,321stRudest Citizens: 1,385thLargest Retail Industry: 1,557thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,611thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,822ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,243rdTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,657thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,098thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,165thLargest Mining Sector: 4,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,804thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,846thHighest Economic Output: 4,944thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,120thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,322ndMost Influential: 5,348thMost Efficient Economies: 5,442ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,778thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,872ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,970thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,108thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,366thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,473rdMost Avoided: 8,672ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,091stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,307thMost Devout: 12,383rdSmartest Citizens: 12,900thMost Armed: 13,943rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,419thLargest Populations: 20,760thMost Developed: 22,179thMost Politically Free: 22,206thLargest Black Market: 22,541st
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the region

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