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Most Primitive: 7,035thMost Stationary: 9,492ndLargest Populations: 24,915th
The Comandante of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Hasta la victoria siempre!
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Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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Che

Population15.647 billion

CapitalHavana
LeaderChe Guevara
FaithMarxism

Currencypeso
Animaltrogon

The Comandante of Che is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Che Guevara with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.647 billion Cubans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Chean economy, worth 710 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,387 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and the barter economy has taken over as the peso has become worthless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Che's national animal is the trogon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Marxism.

Che is ranked 9,492nd in the world and 8th in The Invaders for Most Stationary, with 2,431.78599226708 days.

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Most Primitive: 7,035thMost Stationary: 9,492ndTop
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Largest Populations: 24,915thBest Weather: 28,926thMost Secular: 29,567th
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Nicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Che was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Che was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Che was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Che was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most Secular.
  • : Che was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Che was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Che was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Che was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Che was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Che was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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