The United States of Chapel Hill-NC- is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.803 billion Chapel Hill-NC-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Chapel Hill-NC-ian economy, worth 952 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 164,074 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the government is funneling billions into Cape Chapel Hill-NC- following the shuttle crash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chapel Hill-NC-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Chapel Hill-NC- is ranked 33,023rd in the world and 192nd in Aerospace for Smartest Citizens, with 50.59 quips per hour.
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Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
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Chapel Hill-NC-, the government is funneling billions into Cape Chapel Hill-NC- following the shuttle crash.
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Chapel Hill-NC-, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
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Chapel Hill-NC-, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
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Chapel Hill-NC-, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
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Chapel Hill-NC-, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.