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Most Patriotic: 6,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,845th
The United States of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Chapel Hill-NC-

Population5.803 billion

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Chapel Hill-NC- is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.803 billion Chapel Hill-NC-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chapel Hill-NC-ian economy, worth 952 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 164,074 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the government is funneling billions into Cape Chapel Hill-NC- following the shuttle crash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chapel Hill-NC-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Chapel Hill-NC- is ranked 33,023rd in the world and 192nd in Aerospace for Smartest Citizens, with 50.59 quips per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 6,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,845thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,283rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,383rdMost Devout: 10,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,273rdLargest Black Market: 15,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,230thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18,432ndLargest Mining Sector: 18,467thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,667thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,828thHighest Average Incomes: 19,934thHealthiest Citizens: 22,094thMost Inclusive: 22,771stLowest Crime Rates: 22,785thMost Efficient Economies: 22,945thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,475thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,550thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,157thLargest Governments: 30,233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 30,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32,120thSmartest Citizens: 33,023rd
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Most Devout: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionMost Patriotic: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Populations: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Chapel Hill-NC- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Chapel Hill-NC-, the government is funneling billions into Cape Chapel Hill-NC- following the shuttle crash.
  • : Following new legislation in Chapel Hill-NC-, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Chapel Hill-NC-, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Chapel Hill-NC-, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Chapel Hill-NC-, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.

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