The United States of Chairman Cities is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Mr Edward Moss with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 10.985 billion European Unions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of European Union States. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient European Union Citizen economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion US Currencies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,210 US Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Old age is the nation's leading method of execution, President Mr Edward Moss's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chairman Cities's national animal is the European Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The EU Baptist Administration.

Chairman Cities is ranked 214,114^th in the world and 13^th in The Illuminati for Most Extreme, scoring 6.41 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.