The Republic of Chaihna is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.143 billion Chaihnans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Chaihnan economy, worth a remarkable 4,310 trillion currencies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 529,406 currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,019,998 per year while the poor average 95,989, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.
Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the government has the power to seize property at will, and relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chaihna's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Chaihna is ranked 207,300th in the world and 39th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 262.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Chaihna, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns.
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Chaihna, the government has the power to seize property at will.
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Chaihna, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
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Chaihna, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
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Chaihna, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button.
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Chaihna was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
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Chaihna, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
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Chaihna was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Chaihna, bombs make good ploughs.
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Chaihna, a Vickenian experiment incubator Tourist Association survey has rated Chaihna #1 for number twos.