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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Motto
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Chaihna

Population8.143 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Chaihna is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.143 billion Chaihnans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Chaihnan economy, worth a remarkable 4,310 trillion currencies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 529,406 currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,019,998 per year while the poor average 95,989, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the government has the power to seize property at will, and relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chaihna's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chaihna is ranked 207,300th in the world and 39th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 262.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40thMost Armed: 66thMost Subsidized Industry: 67thHighest Crime Rates: 127thMost Efficient Economies: 155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159thMost Avoided: 164thMost Corrupt Governments: 185thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 325thHighest Average Incomes: 405thMost Ignorant Citizens: 415thMost Cultured: 446thFattest Citizens: 462ndLargest Mining Sector: 510thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 579thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 644thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 766thLargest Black Market: 1,338thRudest Citizens: 1,521stMost Primitive: 1,551stMost Patriotic: 2,224thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,806thLargest Governments: 3,177thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,653rdMost Secular: 5,823rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,144thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 17,715thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,124th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chaihna, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaihna, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaihna, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaihna, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaihna, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button.
  • : Chaihna was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Chaihna, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Chaihna was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Chaihna, bombs make good ploughs.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaihna, a Vickenian experiment incubator Tourist Association survey has rated Chaihna #1 for number twos.

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