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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 150thMost Conservative: 229th
The Communist Utopia of
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GigaChad
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Chads United

Population4.286 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderGigaChad
FaithThe State

CurrencyNazi scalp
Animalkulak

The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.286 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,971 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', people say chess victor GigaChad can kill you with mind-bullets, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 629th in the world and 25th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 165.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 150thMost Conservative: 229thMost Income Equality: 426thMost Secular: 555thSafest: 629thHighest Poor Incomes: 691stLowest Crime Rates: 707thMost Developed: 710thLongest Average Lifespans: 817thMost Subsidized Industry: 826thMost Efficient Economies: 867thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,029thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,056thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,073rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,075thHealthiest Citizens: 1,111thBest Weather: 1,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,290thLargest Governments: 1,349thSmartest Citizens: 1,458thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,680thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,999thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,289thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,897thHighest Average Incomes: 3,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,594thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,066thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,105thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,397thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,839thHighest Economic Output: 16,214th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 123rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 210th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 270th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 300th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, people say chess victor GigaChad can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, GigaChad's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, GigaChad's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the Chad government claim that Chads are oppressed out of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Chads United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.

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