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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 229th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Work sets you free.
Chad Thundercock
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population3.034 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderChad Thundercock
FaithThe State

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalporky

The Free Land of Chads United is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.034 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 633 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 208,720 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chad Thundercock's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 170,812th in the world and 5,201st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.34 Crimes Per Hour.

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1%
Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 229thMost Income Equality: 419thMost Secular: 708thMost Developed: 946thSafest: 971stHighest Poor Incomes: 996thLowest Crime Rates: 1,013thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,151stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,244thBest Weather: 1,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,375thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,429thHealthiest Citizens: 1,499thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,524thMost Efficient Economies: 1,697thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,738thLargest Governments: 1,961stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,014thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,034thSmartest Citizens: 2,357thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,594thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,768thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,144thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,560thMost Cultured: 3,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,973rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,304thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,638th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 210th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 300th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 379th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 440th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Chads United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, Chad Thundercock's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, children usually cry on their first day of school.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the question of 'what is Chad Thundercock's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.

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