Population | 7.046 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 091 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.046 billion Centrist Card Farm 091ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.
The all-consuming Centrist Card Farm 091ian economy, worth 865 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,874 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Centrist Card Farm 091ian weed picker are way up, edutainment video games are taking Centrist Card Farm 091's students to the next level, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Centrist Card Farm 091ians, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 091's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Centrist Card Farm 091 is ranked 145,659th in the world and 190th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26337202248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 091, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 091, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Centrist Card Farm 091ians.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 091, edutainment video games are taking Centrist Card Farm 091's students to the next level.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 091, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Centrist Card Farm 091ian weed picker are way up.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 091, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 091, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 091, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 091, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 091, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.