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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,601stMost Devout: 4,304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,618th
The Most Serene Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Tsaristan, it's a good life.
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Unheard Of
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Central Tsaristan

Population799 million

CapitalTsaristan City
LeaderAmulrik I

CurrencyTsar
AnimalTsaristani White Shark

The Most Serene Republic of Central Tsaristan is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Amulrik I with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 799 million Tsaristanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsaristan City. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The thriving Tsaristani economy, worth 73.2 trillion Tsars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,664 Tsars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, a The Free Nations Region Tourist Association survey has rated Central Tsaristan #1 for number twos, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Tsaristan's national animal is the Tsaristani White Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Central Tsaristan is ranked 215,943rd in the world and 495th in The Free Nations Region for Most Secular, with 4.51 Atheism Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,601stTop
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Most Devout: 4,304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,618thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,858thFattest Citizens: 5,350thMost Primitive: 5,358thMost Authoritarian: 8,346thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,838thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,263rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,681stTop
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Most Avoided: 11,394thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,892ndLargest Black Market: 14,677thMost Conservative: 15,088thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,716th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 27th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Central Tsaristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Tsaristan, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Central Tsaristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Tsaristan, a The Free Nations Region Tourist Association survey has rated Central Tsaristan #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Tsaristan, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Tsaristan, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.
  • : Central Tsaristan was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Central Tsaristan, some Tsaristanis have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula".
  • : Following new legislation in Central Tsaristan, it's said that a Tsaristani always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Tsaristan, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

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